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From Stage.fm/russdank

From the website of Emblum. He is a clown that plays guitar and "sings" about shit. He says he loves Ketchup, "The God-like company of Ketchup would have to be, not Heinz, but Hunts!"

Now Russ steps in:

Submitted on February 11, 2006 8:27 AM EST Name: Russell Dank Email Address: russdank@yahoo.com

What do you think of Emblum?

(RussD) He is a Ketchup hater! Heinz is Ketchup, Hunts is Catsup...dumbass. Heinz Biatch!

What's your favorite Emblum song and why?

(RussD) Probably "Heinz Rulz!"

Would you see Emblum live?

(RussD) Yes, to tell him that Heinz is the GREATEST Ketchup, not Catsup, in the world. Phat props to the 'burg. Go Lers!

Rating from 1-10, what would you give Emblum?

(RussD) 1.......0 Heinz Hater! When you mess with Heinz you mess with Russ D! Holla! https://russdank.tripod.com/

Is Emblum hot? Yes or No.

(RussD) His Ketchup is COLD!